Little girl, What's wrong?
Aren't you happy?
Do you want to play a game?
Here,
like me
Let's do it together.
The thumb
represents our parents.
Index finger...
represents our siblings.
Little finger...
represents our children.
Then the ring finger...
is like our other half,
it can never seperate.
You try.
It's trueyou can't seperate it.
This is the reason that the wedding ring
has to be on the ring finger.
So little girl
you need to find
your other side's ring finger.
To be with him till you're old
is a very romantic
and important thing.
So don't be sad, okay?
Xiao Fei will definitely find
a person who loves me
and thenI want to be his bride
and never seperate with him.
You really can't seperate this finger!
Big brother!?
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Absolute Boyfriend
Episode 1
Take a deep breathe!
It didn't even turn big!
So hateful.
From now on, am not going to buy online stuff.
I'm not going to make it!
Wear this one?
No, no...
Or this one?
Still not good.
This one's good.
Where's the pink bracelet i brought yesterday?
It's not here.
Not here either!
Aiyo! where is it?
Hurry!Hurry.
If I don't hurry up
I'll miss Shi Guan
before he goes into his office.
Where is it?
Where?
Is it in yesterday's clothes?
Brotherwhat's for breakfast?
Bacon and eggs.
Wait a second,
Why are you listening to music so early in the morning?
Did you wash your face and brush your teeth?
Still going to eat?
Then go do what normal people
do in the morning and clean up
and then come eat breakfast.
Brother!
I really think you have a fear of germs.
Are you not hungry?
Fine... I'm going.
Oh right... I have gym today.
So you have to help me put my work out clothes
and my gym shoes into my backpack.
And there's also...
Did I put the bracelet
into the washing machine?
It's not here.
Where did I put it?
Hurry... Hurry.
I'm going to be late.
Come quickly peach blossoms!
Everything's going to work out fine.
Shi Guan. My Shi Guan.
You...
Why are you
standing in front of my house?
Really!
You...
Why did you steal my lingerie?
Are you a pervert?
Guan Xiao Fei, are you crazy?
This kind of unsexy,
uncharacterized lingerie;
would I have any interest?
Give it back.
What a strong fragrance!
Of coursewearing a pink bracelet.
What kind of love chant were you singing a minute ago?
Are you going to confess?
I don't need you to care.
If you used this vitality of yours
during work, that would be great.
You don't get it.
This time, I won't fail.
You always say that.
At least I'm better than this coward
that never had a girlfriend before.
It's still better than your airport that
nobody has ever flown with, right?
Listen up.
Call me airport again,
and I won't forgive you.
(Hi Xiao Fei jie) (Good morning)
Xiao Fei jie? What was that noise just now?
I don't know.
Bye!
Xiao Fei jie bye
Brother.
If you sleep on the floor, you will catch a cold.
Do I look like I'm sleeping here?
No.
That means you were beaten by Xiao Fei jie just now.
I will succeed today.
I am so nervous!
Shi Guan!
Good morning Shi Guan.
Xiao Fei.
Morning...
This...
What is it?
I heard that you like to eat dried noodles.
A little.
This is for you
What is it?
Ah se dried noodles.
Thanks.
No Shi Guan.
Wait a second!
What is it?
I actually really like you.
Can you please go out with me?
I don't think we should...
because I already have a girlfriend.
Guan Guan.
This..
Xiao Fei, let me introduce you.
This is my girlfriend, Vivian.
Hi.
Hello.
Guan Guan, what is this?
Oh, this is your favorite.
Ah se dried noodles.
Really?? I've ordered it for so long ago already!
I waited for a month and still couldn't get it.
Thank you.
This...
This dry noodles is a gift that she gave me.
So this is...
Xiao Fei.
I'll accept this dry noodle.
But, this thing, do you want to...
Then we are gonna go first.
Bye.
What is she thinking?
Even using underwear to confess.
I don't know,
but it's a little strange.
It's very creative though.
Very creative.
I told you to keep your under garments safe.
Mei Jia can you go drink coffee?
I don't want to drink coffee. I hate bitter things.
Then I'll treat you to juice.
I just drank that.
Hi Mei Jia.
Hi.
General Affairs Division.
Xiao Fei, was it a success?
I also want to say it was a success.
But no.
Its ok.
It's Shi Guan who isn't fortunate
You should find one.
I will help you think of types
It's no use.
If only I was half as pretty as you are,
how great would that be.
Who says?
You're cute as well okay?
Look,
Did anyone tell you that
this side of your face looks like
Korean idol star, Goo Hye Sun?
Who?
It's that
person who acted in boys...something...flowers
Really?
Even if it is the features,
she's lacking when compared to others.
If Goo Hye Sun knew
that she is used to compare with you
she would want to die.
Say it again and I'll split your mouth apart.
Hey! Even though your confession failed
you don't need to vent your anger on others.
You still dare to say! I only failed
because you gave me my underwear.
Doesn't mean if there's no one at your airport
you can pull me along with you.
Yan Zong Shi
Yan Zong Shi,
You'll catch a cold if you lie in the corridor.
During work, do i look like
the kind of person to fall asleep?
You must've got beaten up by Xiao Fei!
Unlucky!!!
Hurry up and eat.
Lunch break is about to end.
The seafood sauce doesn't look too bad.
Xiao Fei, let me ask you.
Thank you.
What do you want to ask me?
You and Zong Shi,
Did you both know each other since young?
He lives in the house next to mine and is my neighbour.
We've known each other since kindergarten
until high school.
You graduated from the same university and are now colleagues?
Why do you ask?
I feel that you both get along quite well.
Why don't you two just get together?
Nonsense! Why would I want to be with him?
Ah Zai? no..
I think he's actually quite handsome.
Just not easy to get along with.
This person just won't do... He's always finding me trouble.
It's just because,
I've never seen him take action with any girl.
So... to him you are
really special.
He especially dislikes me, especially likes to bully me.
If I were to be with him,
I definitely wouldn't survive.
That bad?
I too didn't know that these things would happen.
Sorry...
Yes, I apologise...
I will definitely make amends.
Yes. Yes.
Yes, I will immediately take care of this.
Guan Xiao Fei!!!
Yes? How could you?
The secretary ordered flowers for the opening.
Instead you ordered farewell flowers. My goodness!!
Do I have to order it for you??
Sorry, sorry.
Hold on, Mei Jia? Quickly go over to the customer to take care of this.
Yes..
Guan Xiao Fei! Let me tell you,
don't even think about receiving your salary this month!
Take it as a loss for your mistake.
Can you not be like this?
What did you say? No way!
Okay... stop putting on a sulky face.
Anyway, today has gone past already.
Finally the day is over.
Don't think back anymore when you get back.
Ok.. I won't...
Alright... Fight on!
Bye Bye.
So frustrating...
First thing in the morning and I get rejected by Shi Guan is bad enough.
Then, I get scolded by section chief.
Why does everyone else look so blessed?
I too want to eat ice cream with a boyfriend.
Why on earth do I always get rejected?
I obviously placed a lot of effort.
Please go out with me.
I'll... think about it.
Why not go out with me?
I beg of you.
Don't tell anyone that you confessed to me.
If not, I'll be made fun of by others.
Please be friends with me.
Do you mean...
I'm fated to have no boyfriend?
No one wants to marry me?
I'll never be married for eternity?
No way...
I don't want to have the feelings of never being in love.
One person alone...
Lonely until I die.
One person walking in the park.
I didn't say anything bad about one person along in a park.
Honey~ You've been waiting for a long time.
Come, sit here.
You've waited for long right?
Not really.
As expected, I'm the only one who is lonely.
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This is great!
I'll be dead if I had lost it.
Thanks so much!
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I am just too lucky! You..
Come, let's sit together here.
Did this person just come from a fashion show?
Why dress so extravagantly?
Please take a seat.
Coffee~
Here's your cellphone.
Thank you!!
I've been saved.
This cellphone, is really really
important to my job.
May i ask if your job is an entertainer?
No, no.
Do I look like an entertainer to you?
Actually, I'm just a very typical working class person.
It's obvious right?
Ok, I'm not an entertainer
I am...
a salesman.
So, I've already returned your phone to you, if there's nothing else I'd better get going.
Hey! Wait!
I want to give you something in return.
I will sell all our "KRONOS-HEAVEN''s product
with the lowest price...
That's not necessary!
I don't want to use my money to get anything online.
Thanks anyway.
Wait!
Wait awhile,
No! Wait...
Okay fine, why not
tell me what you want.
In life,
there's always something you desire. Right?
Makeup? A puppy?
Fahrenheit's CD?
Anything you say, I'll give it to you.
This person is really very annoying!
I, want a boyfriend. Can you give me one?
Can you give me the boyfriend I really want?
Do you have it? Can you?Give me...
That's it?
Why didn't you mention it earlier?
This is my namecard.
If you have time, go online to check out the website.
Right, I almost forgot,
This is a secret.
Make sure not to tell anyone about this, or else you won't be very lucky.
Bye Xiao Fei.
How does he know my name is Xiao Fei?
Kronos Heaven.
Lei Wu Wu.
What a strange name.
Why I had said such
shamful sentence that
I want a boyfriend?
Today is in fact a very embarassing day.
You have finished your work?
What are you doing? Don't even turn on the light.
Guan Xiao Fei
Your living room is so messy.
If you don't want to see it ,you can leave.
Who would want to stay here
Your mom told me to take care of you.
I'm not a dog.
No need feed from you.
You are definitely like a little puppy.
If you get more and more messy
Which man dare to love you?
You've gone too far
You're weird.
I'm going now.
Even if you had been rejected by Shih Guan
you shouldn't act like this...
Do you want to fight?
I see I see.
I bring you some pasta
Don't forget to eat
Don't always eat instant noodles, I told you many times already.
Hateful guy.
Look down on me.
Hateful!I will look fora boyfriend for him to see!
Delicious.
Actually I don't really believein what that person said...but...
Taking a look will not hurt.
Darling store.
"KRONOS"
Darling store.
The goal is to create a absolute lover.
Please write your
absolute lover conditions.
Sush as ability or body type.
We can help you
create a
absolutely perfect darling.
Pay special attention
Is it human trafficking?
or sex doll something like that?...
Forget it.
I have already went this far.
might as well enter.
Why is there only one choice?
He's my type.
That's strange.
Why does he looks so familiar?
For the promotion time,
free for a two day trial.
With two days free, I can just return it after the two days.
It doesn't look too bad.
Enter your personal preferences.
I can even choose what I want? Then I won't hold back!
NIGHTLY 01. Order complete, Thank you.
Who is it?
Are you Miss Guan Xiao Fei?
This is the item you ordered from Darling Store.
Please accept.
Buyer: Guan Xiao Fei
Delivery signature done.
Cretes Heaven.
Heaven Tec . Kronos_heaven.
NIGHTLY 01
This company is really efficient.
I just ordered it last night and it's here already.
NIGHTLY. 01
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NIGHTLY 01
This company's efficiency is too high.
I just ordered it last night and it's here already.
NIGHTLY . 01
Sir,
Hello. . .
Sir,
Now what do I do?
Is he breathing? Why can't I tell?
Pulse
No Pulse
So icy.
It's not a dead body is it?
Corpse, it's a corpse.
What to do? Zhong Shi.
Right...go find Zhong Shi.
Hurry, hurry.
Hello?
Miss Guan? I am Lei Wu Wu.
Lei Wu Wu?
Lei Wu Wu! You called at the right time!
Yeah! It's the little brother, me
Miss Guan, it's like this, I want to ask
if you are satisfied with out company's product?
You dare ask if I'm satisfied?
Why did you send me a dead body?!
Dead body.
Miss Guan, please don't joke around. Our company doesn't have dead body as products.
But that person, he's not moving.
Not moving?
Miss Guan, let me ask you. Did you not power him up?
Power up?
You...You didn't see the instruction booklet inside the box?
Hurry and read it! Miss Guan,
I'll call you back after two days.
Bye
Hello? Don't hang up! I haven't finished speaking!
Evil, hanging up on me.
Instruction booklet. He said to read the instructions.
Instruction booklet...
Other languages.
What is this?
Safety.
Product features.
It's not this one either.
Initial Power Up.
No way.
Match
[Your Love Partner]
You're alive.
you're already powered up.
I'm pleased to meet you,
dear.
God. Is he really a robot?
Also, he used my first kiss to power up.
Dear,
will we do it here or in the bedroom?
Bedroom?
You want to do that with me?
Don't come here.
Dear, why don't you like me?
I was made specially for you.
This...this isn't a problem about not liking you.
Then what is it?
Why are you copying me?
Sit on the couch.
You're clearly copying me!
Yes, dear.
Hurry and cover it!
Like this?
Not there, it's down there. Down there!
This is really...I'll go get you some clothes.
Wait here.
Put on these clothes first.
Someone rang the doorbell.
Zhong Shi is here.
Oh no, what should I do...
Go in first.
Stay in here and put on your clothes.
Make sure not to make any sound.
Calm down.
Good Morning.
Since when were you so polite.
Why won't you let me in?
What do you need?
Still ask what do I need.This is for you.
Also, to wash the lunchboxes from the past few days.
No need to. No need to.
You...
Why aren't you letting me come in?
Those lunchboxes...I'll bring them to you after I wash them.
If you know how to wash it, then there must be a ghost.
Ghost. Even if there's a ghost,
it will get scared after seeing me.
You're right.
Guan Xiao Fei, what are you so nervous about today?
Why would I?
What was that noise?
Is someone in there?
No...How can there be someone here?
How can there be a person?
Hurry and go back to sleep.
Aren't you going to work today?
You leave first.
Could it be because her confession was a fail last night,
it caused such a big shock?
Hi.
Did you sneeze?
It seems like it.
Aren't you a robot?
How can you sneeze?
I was testing my ability to sneeze.
But why was it so loud?
I feel that
it's more human that way.
Then you should speak taiwanese mandarin.
If you want me to, I can also speak like this.
Normal is good...
Yes, dear love.
Now what do I do?
What are you doing?
Dear love. I'm your boyfriend.
Today what are we going to do?
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What are you doing?
Dear love, I am your boyfriend.
Today, What are we going to do?
Don't be scared.
I'll be very gentle.
Gentle my butt!
Dear love.
Do you not want it?
I'm a very innocent person.
You were too sudden.
In this kind of situation,
These kinds of things...
These kind of things, we have to do it slowly.
What I mean is,
when two people are preparing
to do those kind of things,
we should fall in love first
and then feel that we are deeply in love with each other.
So, that's why we can't do it right now.
I understand.
Don't worry,
I am your perfect darling.
I will not force you to do things that you don't want to,
dear.
Next,
what other service can I do for you?
I don't need your service for anything.
Just that, can you
call me Xiao Fei?
Xiao Fei, what a cute name.
I also want a name,
dear.
Help me a pick name okay?
Don't call me dear.
Why do you need a name?
Oh no!
I have to go to work now.
At this house,
you can do anything you want,
but you can't go out of that door.
Xiao Fei, Bye Bye!
Hurry and give it to the Associate Director.
So serious.
Yeah, I have a break tomorrow.
So, I have to hand this in before work ends today.
Do you have any plans tonight?
I'm meeting with Allen and Sky
and...
I can't, I already have plans today.
Then, next time.
Sorry.
To think about it,
That fellow is really handsome.
if give him Dad's pajamas
it'll be lame.
After work, I should buy him some clothes.
I have never bought clothes for a guy.
Randomly picking a few won't be a problem, right?
So, helping a guy buy clothes
actually feels like this,
Not bad.
Shi Guan, it's not simple, is it?
I heard that some one confessed to you yesterday.
How was it? Is that girl alright?
Please! Do you think I would reject her if she was alright?
Yea, you're right.
Then which dumb girl is next?
From some general affairs deparment... and called..
I forgot. She was lame!
Giving me this, I don't even know what you call it.
How was she lame?
Let's not talk about it...
Right, let me tell you
Last time, that Amy wasn't bad.
Amy, which Amy?
That one,
who showed off her cleavage everyday and was
always with you, that Amy
What cleavage?
Who's going to treat us today?
This kind of stuff needs Shi Guan brother to treat us!
Of course!
I don't want to.
When that comes, we'll play darts.Whoever loses will treat.
That can do.
Is it really true?
using her undergarments to confess.
What was she? Size G?
You're thinking too much.
That girl, according to my eyes
Estimating, it was only A minus.
Only an A minus?
That's what I said,
how can Shi Guan brother have
those airport kinds.
Also, airports
have an empty feeling
But going back to the point,
potholes are potholes.
Why didn't you first give her...
and then get rid of her?
That's right.
What are you talking about?
Am I that kind of person?
Am I that kind of...
person who isn't picky at all?
Please, I tell you,
this girl is really...
Even if you force me,
I can't swallow it.
I feel that even if my eyes were blinded and I
getting on the bed with her, I feel...
like I'm wasting my energy.
Cheers...
Who's that?
Who are you?
What trick is this?
What are you doing?
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Cheers...
Who are you?
What trick is this?
What are you doing?
I have to go to work now.
In this house,
you can do whatever you please.
However, you cannot leave through that door.
What are you doing right now?
I know...
All ths time, you must not have
been stalking us here right?
Don't you feel embarassed?
Don't you feel ashamed?
Let me introduce her to you all,
She is who were all just discussing about just now,
Miss A.
She is Miss A. That's her.
Well-deserved reputation.
Dear, don't cry. I'm right here.
What's happening now?
Wearing pajamas in broad daylight.
Are you from Shanghai?
Moreover, there's a large crowd.
What are you doing?Showing affectionate love for everyone to see?
You've made it look as if it was real.
Did these jerks make you cry? dear.
What are you talking about?
Who are jerks?
Speak clearly.
Shi Guan, hit him!
Who are you saying are jerks? Say it again.
Shi Guan, Hit him
Stop dragging it. Hurry.
Shi Guan, hurry and make a move.
Be careful...
Be careful, are you okay?
It hurts...let go...
You've learned Sanda (free fighting) before. Go up.
I only attended one class.
Let's go.
Yes.
I'm warning you,
if you guys dare
to hurt my dear
or make her cry.
Next time, you would be like this table.
Let's go.
What is this?
Why are you staring at me? Go chase after them!
Who exactly is that guy?
Why does he call Xiao Fei 'dear'?
How did you know that I was at that restaurant?
Because I'm your boyfriend.
Boyfriend.
That's right, because you have chosen
that at difficult times,
he would appear immediately by your side,
that choice.
You're right, I almost forgot
that I ordered you.
Robot boyfriend.
Right! Didn't I tell you not to leave the house?
Yes.
Of course I followed your order.
So...
I jumped from the window.
Mommy, Superhero!
Definitely something only a robot would do.
You jumped out of the window!
You really are an idiot!
Window.
Until now,
the behavior is not that bad.
My window!
These..
did you clean everything?
Yes, because you have chosen
a love of being clean, and would help you clean the surroundings.
Come sit here,
Did I choose this?
How many requirements did I input?
It seems like a lot.
Xiao Fei, are you hungry?
No,
But, I'm tired.
I got it.
What are you doing?
Let me down...
Wait...
Let me down...
You said you wanted to sleep,
I'll sleep with you.
No need to...
I'll sleep by myself.
Right, tommorow remember to
call someone here to fix the windows.
No need to, I can fix the window.
Good night.
Am I that kind of person?
Am I that kind of...
person who isn't picky at all?
I feel that even if both my eyes went blind.
Getting on the bed with her, I feel...
that it's also an action where I waste my energy.
I'm that kind of woman who no one would
sleep with even if he deceived his eyes.
Xiao Fei is still sad.
Who was that man today?
Forget it. I'll ask next time.
What smell is that?
It smells good.
Good morning, darling.
Good morning. What are you doing?
I'm making breakfast.It'll be done soon.
Sit down for a little.I'll bring it over later.
This...isn't a dream, right?
Of course you're not dreaming, darling.
But would this be...too wholesome?
It isn't.
Because you're on leave today,
I wanted to eat a happy breakfast with you.
This is too happy, isn't it?
Robots can eat these things too?
Don't worry, darling.
Although I don't need the nutrientsin the food absorption,
I can still digest it.
This is the case? So after eating it,
your facial skin won't melt, your stomach won't explode,
and everything won't be broken?
Darling, you don't need to worry.Only movies will portray it that way.
TV dramas won't.
Television?
I'm just kidding.
I'm really cold, right?
Right.
Hurry and eat.
Is it hard to eat?
Not at all.
There's no need to be like this.
It tastes really good.
I'd never have thought thatyou'd even be so skillful at cooking food.
Of course. It's what you set.
Really good at culinary arts.Makes three meals a day for me.
I'm full.
Darling, you've finished eating breakfast.Can I go shopping with you?
Today's weather is really good.
I don't feel like going out for a stroll.
You don't want to go out to play?
Then, I have no other way.
Then, I can only use this methodto help you forget your troubles.
I understand.
Go out to play...
Is your mood much better?
It's not bad.
Watching me buy so many things,
you've had the patienceto accompany me through every store.
Thank you.
Isn't it the boyfriend's responsibility toaccompany his girlfriend to shop?
Why do you thank me?
He doesn't know that
most men won't think that accompanyingtheir girlfriends to shop is their responsibility.
I have a text message. Let me take a look.
It's dangerous.
How could you...?
Xiao Fei, your cell phone.
You're really...Why did you jump down from such a high place?
There's something really important to you in here.
I'm your boyfriend.I can't let you lose something important to you,
because this is my responsibility.
But it's still very dangerous.
No problem. I'm not human.
Even if you're not,I would still worry.
That's great.
Xiao Fei, you've recovered your vitality,and you smiled.
I'm very happy too.
Xiao Fei, did you know?
You have to smile often,because your smileis the cutest in the world.
What nonsense are you spouting?
Xiao Fei.
You didn't set the skill of "talking nonsense" for me.
*Idiot. (*Literal: Dumb melon.)
Dumb.
I have so many skills;do I still count as dumb?
When I look at him, why
does my heart thump and thump endlessly?
He's a robot.
Before,didn't you want to take on a name?
You want to give me a name?
NIGHTLY. 01
Nightly... Nai Te.
Nai Te.
That's great. I have a name now.
I am called Nai Te.
Previously, you bought our company's new product
Today, I came to offer the first
online purchase service, convinient payment
Purchase? Payment?
NT$100 million?
It can't be.
If the probationary period of two days ended
and I didn't buy you,would you get mad?
Take him back.
Miss Guan.
You've already used it.Now you return it to me.
Would I have the nerve to sell it to someone else?
Let's go to sleep.
Please teach everything concerning women,
from head to foot, to him.
As long as in these three months, you
give sufficient information to this guy
our transaction will be considered complete.
Why don't you make food for yourself to eat?
I deservingly, unluckily had to treat you so well.
Your dad and mom weren't home,so I deservingly, unluckily had to take care of you.
Who's Zong Shi?
He's a friend,a classmate,
just someone I know.
Let go of my girlfriend.
You and that Zong Shi
Am I that kind of person?
Am I that kind of...person who isn't picky at all?
I feel that even if my eyes were blinded
and I slept with her, I feel that...regardless, it's a waste of physical strength.